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Chiste: - Sabes q si no te...
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Chiste de @CetyT:
Enviado hace 1602 días
- Sabes q si no te bañas por unos días te viene un olor natural llamado "Pasuco".
- Y que es eso?
- Pata, sudor y cola!
- Fuchiii! #chiste


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